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Missing Black Attorney Kidnapped… Herself!

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TOLEDO, Ohio (AP) – A pregnant Ohio attorney who admitted that she fabricated her kidnapping left her family behind because she “experienced a meltdown,” her husband said Tuesday.She never was abducted last week outside a the city’s juvenile court building or forced into a vehicle, said police Capt. Ray Carroll. Instead, she drove by herself to the Atlanta area, where she was found three... 

"Racist dog" must be Put Down for attacking Illegal Aliens

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An 85-pound German shepherd, Congo, has become the unlikely face of the immigration debate in upscale Princeton, N.J., after a judge ordered the dog to be put down for attacking an illegal immigrant last summer. Thousands of people have flooded the Internet and even petitioned the governor to ask that Congo be spared for his attack on Honduran landscaper Giovanni Rivera, who was injured seriously in... 

Blacks in Zimbabwe long for the "good old days" of White rule

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The hungry children and the families dying of AIDS here are gut-wrenching, but somehow what I find even more depressing is this: Many, many ordinary black Zimbabweans wish that they could get back the white racist government that oppressed them in the 1970’s. “If we had the chance to go back to white rule, we’d do it,” said Solomon Dube, a peasant whose child was crying with hunger when I arrived... 

Another “victim” busted over a hate crime hoax - so what else is new?

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Jewish Student Admits Fake Hate Crime By Jeff Davis — EURO It happens embarrassingly often. Swastikas or the letters “KKK” are written or spray-painted on a wall, or the latest fad, a hangman’s noose, is hung where blacks will see it, and it turns out that the whole incident is a hoax perpetrated by the alleged black or Jewish “victim.” According to the student newspaper at George Washington... 

British Police Mascot looks too much "Aryan"

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Met to create politically correct mascots Police chiefs will spend £15,000 creating “ethnically diverse” mascots after an officer criticised a model for being too male and white. The uniformed mascot, known as PCSO Steve, was created by the Metropolitan Police to visit primary schools. But one of the force’s sergeants criticised the character for failing to represent the capital’s... 

Surgery mix-up: Patient in Tanzania undergoes Head Operation Instead of Knee

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Migraine sufferer Emmanuel Mgaya recovering from knee surgery Tanzania’s Health Minister David Mwakyusa has apologised for a recent surgical mix-up where a knee patient underwent a complex head operation. On 8 November, surgeons at the country’s main Muhimbili hospital opened the skull of Emmanuel Didas to remove a non-existent brain tumour. While Emmanuel Mgaya, who had the tumour, underwent... 

University to students: "All whites are racist"

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A mandatory University of Delaware program requires residence hall students to acknowledge that “all whites are racist” and offers them “treatment” for any incorrect attitudes regarding class, gender, religion, culture or sexuality they might hold upon entering the school, according to a civil rights group. “Somehow, the University of Delaware seems terrifyingly unaware... 

Orthodox Jews Claim that “all White Nationalists are Zionists”

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Eric Hufschmid, an Orthodox Jewish Rabbi schooled very well by the Talmudic teachings from Canaan of spreading deception, lies and confusion claims in his website www.EricHufschmid.net that each and every White Nationalist who opposes the Globalization phenomenon is either jewish or a jewish tool. On his website he claims that David Duke, David Irving, Kevin Alfred Strom, Don Black, Bill White, Ben... 

Gambian president claims he can cure AIDS

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According to President Jammeh, (left), AIDS sufferers will be cured within "three to thirty days." The President of Gambia has horrified scientists by announcing that he has developed a “miracle cure” for HIV/AIDS. Hundreds of Gambians have lined up to be “cured” by President Yahya Jammeh, who treats his patients by rubbing a mysterious herbal paste into their ribcages and then instructing... 

Chewing gum instead of change in Romania

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Romanians salesmen invented a new market tactic. Instead of change they give customers a chewing gum, mostly Orbit so they can sell their stuff. Their argument is that they don’t have change at the moment so that’s all they can give, “take it or leave it”. You got no option in there, you either take the gum or take nothing because you are not going to get your change out of... 

We are sorry to announce that RNV is now officially closed!

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We are sorry to announce that RNV is now officially closed! As the American National Vanguard was closed, now the Romanian National Vanguard is being closed! :) Hahaha! Got you! April’s Fool! :D  Read More »
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