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Holocaust ‘love story’ was fake

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A US publisher has cancelled publication of a Holocaust memoir after its author revealed that he had made up crucial parts of it. Herman Rosenblat did survive a German concentration camp, but he did not fall in love with a girl who threw him food over the fence, as stated in the book. Instead, he met her on a blind date in New York and married her 50 years ago. His book, Angel at the Fence, came under... 

German Officials Suffering From Severe Paranoia Over Licence Plates

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Thousands of Brandenburg residents could come under suspicion for being neo-Nazis or right-wing sympathisers because of the letter and number combinations on their licence plates. In the struggle against right-wing extremism, the Brandenburg Constitutional Protection Authority has warned of several licence plate letter and number combinations that extremists use to identify themselves to the public.... 

Celebrities with Disgusting Hairy Pits

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Some people, no matter how famous they become they just don’t care. Ignorance sometimes can be a bless, but when all eyes are set on you, its definitely a curse to be a ignorant and just keep your armpits hairy and… disgusting! Paparazzi shots reveal how even the finest women, still have their flaws. Beyonce Beyonce Close-up Kelly Rowland Julia Roberts Penelope Cruz Halle Berry Sarah Silverman Danielle... 

Zimbabwe blames Europe for Cholera Outbreak

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Cholera — a disease spread primarily by insanitary conditions and easily combated by simple hygiene — has been blamed on Europe by Zimbabwe’s state controlled media. The outbreak of the disease which has claimed nearly 600 lives, was blamed by Zimbabwe’s Sunday Mail newspaper on “European sanctions.” “The cholera outbreak is a clear example of the effects of sanctions on innocent people,”... 

Liberals voice concerns about Obama

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Liberals are growing increasingly nervous – and some just flat-out angry – that President-elect Barack Obama seems to be stiffing them on Cabinet jobs and policy choices. Obama has reversed pledges to immediately repeal tax cuts for the wealthy and take on Big Oil. He’s hedged his call for a quick drawdown in Iraq. And he’s stocking his White House with anything but stalwarts of the left. Now... 

Anti-Muslim computer game stirs wave of anger

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A scene from Muslim Massacre: The game involves wiping out all Arabs, including Osama Bin Laden. A computer game designed by a Brisbane man has caused Muslim anger around the world because it invites players to wipe out the followers of Islam. Queensland police have launched an investigation into the game Muslim Massacre, which can be downloaded for free online. Players take control of an American... 

Condoleezza Rice’s anti-Russian stance based on sexual problems

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Condoleezza Rice, the US Secretary of State, openly criticized the Russian government in connection with the gas conflict with Ukraine. Ms. Rice used quite a trivial technique of psychological pressure, which is mostly practiced in the field of education. According to Condoleezza Rice, Russia’s actions towards Ukraine did not characterize it as a respectable member of the Group of Eight. The... 

Jewish Activists Hack ‘Anti-Semitic’ Facebook Group

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‘Anti Semitic’ Facebook group: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2221448894 (IsraelNN.com)  A group calling itself the Jewish Internet Defense Force (JIDF) hacked into a Facebook group called, “Israel” is not a country!… … Delist it from Facebook as a country!” early Sunday morning, erasing thousands of members’ names from the site. The JIDF was... 

Uri Geller - Another Fake Magical Man Who Can Bend Spoons With His Mind Like In The Matrix Movie

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Uri Geller – Another Magical Man Who Can Bend Spoons Like In The Matrix Movie This documentary actually shows that he is nothing more but just a fake! Some Jews are interested in such fakery! Notice Hairy Houdini, David Copperfield and many other Jewish “magicians” who pretend to have psychic powers! Of course, Uri Geller is also Jewish.  Read More »

Danish Newspapers Republish Mohammed Cartoon

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Many Danish newspapers and a Swedish paper reprinted caricatures of the Prophet Mohammed that prompted worldwide outrage among Muslims in 2005. The republication was to protest a plot to murder one of the cartoonists. Five major daily Danish newspapers, 10 smaller papers and a Swedish daily reprinted on Wednesday, Feb. 13, one of the 12 drawings of Mohammed that a Danish paper had published two years... 

Three little pigs ‘could offend builders, Muslims’

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Three little pigs too offensive for the UK A story based on the Three Little Pigs has been rejected by a government quango in case it offends Muslims. The digital remake of the children’s classic was criticised by Becta, the education technology agency, because “the use of pigs raises cultural issues”. Officials also attacked the story – called The Three Little Cowboy Builders – for... 

Relief For Wallets In Zimbabwe

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Life has just become a little easier for Zimbabweans. Now they need only two banknotes, instead of at least 20, to buy a Z$15 million hamburger at the corner café. This development stems from the decision of Reserve Bank Governor Gideon Gono, who has launched a highest-denomination note of Z$10 million (about R27) and others of Z$5 million and Z$1 million. The aim is to end a chronic cash shortage... 

German Jews Accuse Government of “Flirting with Nazis”

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Chancellor Angela Merkel’s conservative party has rejected charges by Germany’s Jewish community that it was flirting with the extreme-right with hardline proposals against crime by young non-White immigrants. The general secretary of Merkel’s Christian Democrats (CDU), Ronald Pofalla, said the accusations by a Jewish leader that the party was whipping up xenophobia “could not be topped... 

Alleged White Supremacist Bill White's Kosher Attack on Ron Paul

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First and foremost, I think it’s important to point out to the reader that Bill White isn’t considered to be a real “white supremacist,” by most white nationalists, in fact, most white nationalists think he’s a Jew and openly refer to him as William Weiss, agent provocateur. Some of the evidence is MORE than compelling. Having grown up in a predominantly Jewish neighborhood... 
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