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2 Year Old Chinese Kid Smoking filmed by HIS PARENTS

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The kid’s sitting on a motorcycle enjoying his cigarette while chatting with his parents’ friends…. ridiculous people. These irresponsible parents laugh as their two-year-old smokes a cigarette! Can you imagine that? UPDATE: Check out this Uncle Teaching 2 & 5-Year-Old Nephews to Smoke Pot video.  Read More »

Nigerian police arrest goat accused of armed robbery

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The London Daily Mail reports: “Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery. Vigilantes seized the black and white goat, saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into an animal to escape after trying to steal a Mazda 323.” This is a little bit too far fetched even for an X-file story. But apparently Africans will believe this sort... 

Living hell of the half ton man

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At a massive 73-stone, Kenneth Brumley must lose weight, or die. His daily intake of 30,000 calories is the same as a regular-sized man eats in two weeks. For four years he’s been confined to a bed which buckled under his weight and powerless to move his gigantic legs. Only deliveries of fast food from his partner Serena break the monotony of the day. Because of this weakness for junk food, Kenneth... 

Favorite Field Techniques for the “Stealth Racist”

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Even though few Whites have heard a thing about it, Negroes — of all ages and sexes — secretly perform a boisterous Chimpanzee ritual called “Cheshi Tumbili” (Funny Monkey) in the privacy of their subPRIMATE mortgage homes and away from any prying White eyes. During this activity, they drink the intoxicating malt beverage “Colt-45″ and smoke copious amounts of narcotic substances, like... 

Will Bernie Madoff Plead Insanity?

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Bernie Madoff ran a Ponzi scheme that defrauded his investors of $50 billion dollars. It was intricate, carefully planned, and clearly intentional. So what’s going to be his defense? Insanity, of course. According to a New York Daily News article “Bernie’s family and his attorneys may argue that, somewhere along the line, he had a mental break…They may even say he has a multiple personality... 

Holocaust ‘love story’ was fake

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A US publisher has cancelled publication of a Holocaust memoir after its author revealed that he had made up crucial parts of it. Herman Rosenblat did survive a German concentration camp, but he did not fall in love with a girl who threw him food over the fence, as stated in the book. Instead, he met her on a blind date in New York and married her 50 years ago. His book, Angel at the Fence, came under... 

German Officials Suffering From Severe Paranoia Over Licence Plates

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Thousands of Brandenburg residents could come under suspicion for being neo-Nazis or right-wing sympathisers because of the letter and number combinations on their licence plates. In the struggle against right-wing extremism, the Brandenburg Constitutional Protection Authority has warned of several licence plate letter and number combinations that extremists use to identify themselves to the public.... 

Celebrities with Disgusting Hairy Pits

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Some people, no matter how famous they become they just don’t care. Ignorance sometimes can be a bless, but when all eyes are set on you, its definitely a curse to be a ignorant and just keep your armpits hairy and… disgusting! Paparazzi shots reveal how even the finest women, still have their flaws. Beyonce Beyonce Close-up Kelly Rowland Julia Roberts Penelope Cruz Halle Berry Sarah Silverman Danielle... 

Zimbabwe blames Europe for Cholera Outbreak

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Cholera — a disease spread primarily by insanitary conditions and easily combated by simple hygiene — has been blamed on Europe by Zimbabwe’s state controlled media. The outbreak of the disease which has claimed nearly 600 lives, was blamed by Zimbabwe’s Sunday Mail newspaper on “European sanctions.” “The cholera outbreak is a clear example of the effects of sanctions on innocent people,”... 

Liberals voice concerns about Obama

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Liberals are growing increasingly nervous – and some just flat-out angry – that President-elect Barack Obama seems to be stiffing them on Cabinet jobs and policy choices. Obama has reversed pledges to immediately repeal tax cuts for the wealthy and take on Big Oil. He’s hedged his call for a quick drawdown in Iraq. And he’s stocking his White House with anything but stalwarts of the left. Now... 

Anti-Muslim computer game stirs wave of anger

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A scene from Muslim Massacre: The game involves wiping out all Arabs, including Osama Bin Laden. A computer game designed by a Brisbane man has caused Muslim anger around the world because it invites players to wipe out the followers of Islam. Queensland police have launched an investigation into the game Muslim Massacre, which can be downloaded for free online. Players take control of an American... 

Condoleezza Rice’s anti-Russian stance based on sexual problems

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Condoleezza Rice, the US Secretary of State, openly criticized the Russian government in connection with the gas conflict with Ukraine. Ms. Rice used quite a trivial technique of psychological pressure, which is mostly practiced in the field of education. According to Condoleezza Rice, Russia’s actions towards Ukraine did not characterize it as a respectable member of the Group of Eight. The... 

Jewish Activists Hack ‘Anti-Semitic’ Facebook Group

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‘Anti Semitic’ Facebook group: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2221448894 (IsraelNN.com)  A group calling itself the Jewish Internet Defense Force (JIDF) hacked into a Facebook group called, “Israel” is not a country!… … Delist it from Facebook as a country!” early Sunday morning, erasing thousands of members’ names from the site. The JIDF was... 

Uri Geller - Another Fake Magical Man Who Can Bend Spoons With His Mind Like In The Matrix Movie

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Uri Geller – Another Magical Man Who Can Bend Spoons Like In The Matrix Movie This documentary actually shows that he is nothing more but just a fake! Some Jews are interested in such fakery! Notice Hairy Houdini, David Copperfield and many other Jewish “magicians” who pretend to have psychic powers! Of course, Uri Geller is also Jewish.  Read More »
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