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Cambodian torture victim "dreamed about eating human flesh"

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A survivor of the Khmer Rouge’s deadliest torture centre wept today as he told a court about life at the facility where 16,000 others were abused before being  executed. Vann Nath, 63, escaped death because he was an artist and took the job of painting and sculpting portraits of the Khmer Rouge’s late leader, Pol Pot. But his special status did not spare him misery. ‘The conditions... 

Michael Jackson died weighing 8st with only pills in his stomach, autopsy results reveal

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Dead Michael Jackson Michael Jackson was bald, barely eating and his stomach contained only partially-dissolved pills when he died, autopsy details reveal. His hips, thighs and shoulders were pock-marked with needle wounds, believed to be the legacy of narcotic painkillers being injected three times a day, a post-mortem examination showed. The once athletic star had dropped to a ‘severely emaciated’... 

"Made in China" Building Collapses Like a Stick

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A 13-storey residential building under construction in Shanghai collapsed on Saturday, killing one worker and highlighting the dangers of shoddy building in fast-urbanising China. The building, in the outskirts of the city, collapsed at around 6 a.m. (2200 GMT), with one construction worker killed, the official Xinhua news agency reported. The block of high-rise residential flats was shown toppled... 

Honduras torn between ousted leader, replacement

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Honduras is now torn between two presidents: one legally recognized by world bodies after he was deposed and forced from the country by his own soldiers, and another supported by the Central American nation’s congress, courts and military. Presidents from around Latin America were gathering in Nicaragua for meetings Monday to resolve the first military overthrow of a Central American government... 

Turkish anchor makes fun of Obama with Black face

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Turks showing they gratitude for Obama, with black painted face, as he promote the idea of an Islamic Turkey joining the EU. Translation below: “Welcome Mr Obama. You made us happy with your speech in in Ankara with your open attitude and and good will. However, we have some anxiety. Until now USA has always demanded and gotten what it wants [from Turkey] but now we have a request. “There... 

Zambian president left pee-ved off after monkey urinates on him

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Press leak: Zambian President Rupiah Banda is startled after the monkey urinates on him during a press conference, but sees the funny side A monkey urinated on Zambian President Rupiah Banda as he spoke to journalists at a news conference in the capital Lusaka yesterday. Banda shouted: ‘You (monkey) have urinated on my jacket,’ and paused as he looked up to see the animal playing in a tree... 

Man Arrested for “muh dik” show in Memphis

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Augustus Hudgins, we need air to grow! Memphis is tops in many things. Great BBQ, Live Music, Crazy Political Leaders and Bums. Parks are full of them tainting the wooden benches with a stench of stale body odor and urine to the point that tourist, families and pets can’t enjoy many of our parks without fear of catching some sort of illness. This city is so full of panhandlers that almost every street... 

Kosher Dog Fight

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It was kosher chaos. A riot erupted at a Brooklyn restaurant last week when Orthodox Jewish patrons discovered the “kosher” hot dogs on the menu were chicken franks that didn’t answer to a higher authority. What ensued was as unholy as the hot dogs. The eatery’s frightened manager was punched in the face and fended off the angry mob with an electric carving knife until cops... 

Rev. Jeremiah Wright says "Them Jews" are keeping him away from Obama

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President Barack Obama’s controversial former pastor, the Rev. Jeremiah Wright, blamed “them Jews” in an interview this week for keeping him from speaking to the president, but later apologized. Wright, the former pastor of Chicago’s Trinity United Church of Christ, said he hasn’t spoken to Obama since he became president. “Them Jews ain’t going to let... 

Camera Man Urges His Friends To Rob/Beat Victim While He Records It

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The video posted on YouTube is violent. It shows Alexander Fernandez, 21, getting robbed and thumped on the head with a baseball bat. You can hear the camera operator urge people on. “Take his money, take his money.” The attacked happened March 31st in the parking lot of the Hang Out bar in Lutz. According to the Hillsborough Sheriff’s Office, Fernandez was punched inside the bar,... 

Idiot Touches the Power Line of an Electric Train

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Truth is, if you’re dumb enough to climb up on an electric train, your dumb enough to never come down alive! An idiot from India climbed on an electric train and decided to make a cool move by raising his hand up to touch the power line. The move was of course fatal and the man died instantly.  Read More »

Obama tells to America: 'We're out of money'

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In a sobering holiday interview with C-SPAN, President Obama boldly told Americans: “We are out of money.” C-SPAN host Steve Scully broke from a meek Washington press corps with probing questions for the new president. SCULLY: You know the numbers, $1.7 trillion debt, a national deficit of $11 trillion. At what point do we run out of money? OBAMA: Well, we are out of money now. We are operating... 
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100 Days In Office, Coronated Messiah

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100 days later? Abject absurdity, right. On his 100th day in office, President Obama will be “crowned” in messianic imagery at New York City’s Union Square. Artist Michael D’Antuono’s painting “The Truth” – featuring Obama with his arms outstretched and wearing a crown of thorns upon his head – will be unveiled on April 29 at the Square’s South Plaza. According... 

South African President, Jacob Zuma’s New Song: “My Machine Gun"

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Jacob Zuma leads thousands in singing his campaign song. BRING ME MY MACHINE GUN! Lyrics: Umshini wami mshini wami (lead) khawuleth’umshini wami (Follower) Umshini wami mshini wami, khawuleth’umshini wami Umshini wami mshini wami, khawuleth’umshini wami khawuleth’umshini wami Wen’uyang’ibambezela(Lead) umshini wami, khawuleth’umshini wami(Follower) Translation. My machine my machine... 
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