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Suspected Voodoo Practitioner Beaten in Nigeria for "Turning Human Into Goat"

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Local residents who suspected the man of using dark magic were beating him until he fell unconscious. Police in the Nigerian state of Rivers have started an investigation into a mob attack against a 36-year-old man, according to the Daily Post. The incident took place in the Rukpoku community in the Obio-Akpor government area. The crowd attacked the man over the supposed use of witchcraft on a human... 

Liberal American kids start eating Tide pod detergents

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YouTube and Facebook have been desperately trying to stop liberal kids from participating in a popular new trend that involves eating laundry detergent, but it’s not working. Now, some businesses are taking advantage of the phenomenon. Earlier this week, the American Association of Poison Control Centers (AAPCC) issued a “high alert” warning that said the trend of teens intentionally ingesting... 

Nigerians Believe Witches Responsible for Car Crashes

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It is common in Nigeria to attribute car crashes to the work of witches and demons, senior staffers at that country’s Federal Road Safety Corps (FRSC) have told the News Agency of Nigeria. In an article titled “Don’t blame witches for road crashes—FRSC,” Sector Commander of the corps in Imo, Joseph Aremu, said that “most road crashes on Nigerian roads” are attributable to “human factors... 

Woman catches man cheating, mistress freezes and pretends she's a Sex Doll

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This has to be one of the funniest internet clips ever. A woman caught her boyfriend cheating with another woman, they caught them dancing together and all but they didn’t know that so when she stormed in the door, the mistress froze over and pretended she’s a robotized silicone sex doll, the problem is that they didn’t know the girlfriend saw them dancing and that there are no such... 

US State Department warns Americans against visiting Russia

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The US State Department found itself the focus of social media jibes after an overhaul of its travel safety warning system downgraded Russia to the same category as Mauritania, Sudan and other trouble spots. The move, explained as “due to terrorism and harassment,” comes at a time of heightened tensions between Washington and Moscow and just five months before Russia hosts the 2018 FIFA World... 

Sweden Arming Itself Against Islamist Terror With Gender-Equal Concrete Lions

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Sweden’s Security Service has warned of a risk of a new Islamist terrorist attack in the country in 2018. Despite repeated warnings from the nation’s leading terror expert of jihadists operating freely, Stockholm’s anti-terror preparations have mostly revolved around concrete lions serving as roadblocks. Sweden’s Security Police SÄPO reinstated the terror threat level to “elevated,”... 

US State Department Issues Warning Against Traveling to "Sh!thole Countries such as Haiti for example"

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The State Dept. recommends US citizens avoid traveling to third-world countries the mainstream media claims President Trump referred to as “shitholes.” In particular, the department said travelers should “reconsider” going to Haiti “due to crime and civil unrest.” “Violent crime, such as armed robbery, is common,” warns the State Dept. “Local police may lack the resources to respond... 

Murdoch Murdoch cartoons releases new hilarious episode featuring "Sargon the Afraid"

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We’ve got a 88% certified fresh Murdoch Murdoch video here for you, folks and you can watch the entire series here. It’s about Sargon of Akkad’s implosion. Here’s an update on that particular situation: He’s been making new videos. Not about the Alt-Right. And he hasn’t appeared on any more streams after the Spencer debate fiasco and his immediate stream talking about how he won (which... 

Trump's "fake news" mantra becomes Norway’s word of the year

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Norway has adopted a new term into its official lexicon, inspired by the one and only Donald Trump. The phrase “fake news” has now been formally recognized by the country’s Language Council, which cited its recent “explosion.” “The word [phrase] is not completely new, but its use has exploded over the last year,” language researcher Ole Vage, a senior advisor to the... 

Problematic Makeup Removing App "MakeApp" Causes Mass Feminist Triggering

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A new makeup removing app named “MakeApp” from Russian developer Ashot Gabrelyanov is causing a triggering on levels never before seen. While it’s not perfect, there’s no getting around the fact the app is rather shockingly accurate. Women are spamming it with one star reviews and calling for it to be banned from Apple and Google’s app stores, though men love it. The media responded to the... 

Norwegian students hold "nazi party" for fun, then as usual, they get bashed

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A students’ union in Norway is under fire for holding up a theme party in which bartenders dressed as SS soldiers served drinks with names such as “Auschwitz” and “Blitzkrieg.” Every visitor was issued an “entry visa” bearing Hitler’s photo. At the party, which took place at the Norwegian town of Trondheim this weekend, attendees were greeted by doormen in SS uniforms. Bartenders wearing... 

While ISIS Hijacks Radio Shows, Sweden Declares Milk to be a Racist Hate Symbol

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While ISIS literally hijacks the airwaves to broadcast recruiting propaganda on radio shows, a Swedish government report has declared milk to be a racist hate symbol. A report by the Total Defense Research Institute commissioned by the government concludes that both milk and the ‘OK’ hand sign are hate symbols that represent white supremacy. The purpose of the report was to analyze Internet comments... 

Leftists go in full panicked hysteria mode over "It's Okay To Be White" poster

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A plain flyer saying “it’s okay to be white” may be “part of a concerted national campaign to foment racial and political tension in our school and community,” according to Montgomery Blair High School principle Renay Johnson. Johnson assured the media Wednesday his school would not “fall victim” to such “attempts to divide us.” From The Washington Post: Fliers saying “it’s okay... 

Man gets Drunk and when Arrested he claims he is a Time Traveler warning of Alien Invasion

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Bryant Johnson was arrested for public intoxication on Monday night after he allegedly told police that he came from the future to warn of an alien invasion. Police were called to a street in Casper where Johnson reportedly told them he traveled from the year 2048 and was trying to warn the town that aliens would be arriving next year, KCWY reported. Johnson said that everyone needed to leave as quickly... 

Antifa punched leftist journalist from The Hill in Charlottesville protests

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A female reporter for the Hill was allegedly punched by an “Antifa” protester in the wake of a deadly car attack in Charlottesville, Virginia Saturday as she tried to film the ensuing chaos. Taylor Lorenz was filming the site of the incident that left at least one person dead — after a car was driven into a crowd of “anti-fascist” protesters responding to a parallel white nationalist protest... 
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