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Gavin McInnes Says Israel Visit Turning Him Anti-Semitic, Hours Later Denies Saying It

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Gavin McInnes who is widely regarded as the biggest cuck of the alt-right movement due to his bizarre behaviour, running around in underwears, stuffing things in his arse and last but not least always shilling for the “chosen ones”, is now saying that he’s becoming an Anti-Semite after visiting the Holocaust Museum in Israel. Just a few hours later Gavin is already cucking hard... 

Hollywood Millionaires Whine About Oppression at Grammys

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Ohhhh… poor Hollywood hypocrite millionaires! Don’t you just feel sorry for them and how oppressed they are? They held down their entire lives by racist Americans, showed levels of bravery heretofore unseen during Sunday night’s Grammy awards by relentlessly attacking President Donald Trump. The great wordsmith Busta Rhymes, for example, attacked President Trump, or as he called him,... 

LOL! Fake News Media Falsely Boost their Traffic with Chinese Bots

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The New York Times bragged this week that during the last three months of 2016 they added 276,000 net digital subscribers. That’s more than the 184,000 net subscribers who signed up for the news organization’s digital editions in the whole of 2015. Since the election these three sites: The New York Times, Washington Post and London Guardian have received massive amounts of traffic from China,... 

Nancy Pelosi Says Trump's Justice Gorsuch Hates Food, Water, Air, Autistic Kids & More

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Its getting quite funny to listen to those psychos. House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.), the star of a CNN town hall on Tuesday night, signaled her opposition to President Trump’s nomination of Neil Gorsuch to the Supreme Court, calling the nomination “a very hostile appointment.” “Elections have ramifications,” Pelosi told CNN’s Jake Tapper. “And here is a living, breathing... 

Tanks sent by Obama to Europe to Counter Russia, Sent with no fuel, dead batteries

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Many of the US tanks deployed to eastern Europe by former President Obama to counter supposed Russian aggression reportedly arrived at a German port with dead batteries or insufficient fuel. Nearly 4,000 troops and 90 tanks from the 3rd Armored Brigade Combat Team, a component of the 4th Infantry Division based at Fort Carson, Colorado, were hastily redeployed by former President Obama to the western... 

Bill Clinton Busted by Hillary Checking Out Ivanka Trump at Inauguration

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It was not the day his wife would become president after all, but it seems ‘Slick Willie’ Bill Clinton still plenty enjoyed himself at the inauguration. The former president was captured on camera supposedly ogling Ivanka Trump as she arrived at ceremony on Friday. Clinton seemed to bite down on his lip with approval and then muttered something as he intently watched from the podium at... 

Trump orders a standing ovation for Hillary and Bill Clinton

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Donald Trump extended an olive branch to Hillary Clinton on Friday afternoon in the form of a 30-second standing ovation for his political nemesis after a luncheon with members of Congress. And at long last, she offered a broad smile. Trump’s moment of generosity came after Clinton, the Democratic Party’s unsuccessful White House candidate, braved an inauguration ceremony that she had expected... 

HA HA HA! Obama Claims To Be The "Father Of The Tea Party"

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Among other spurious claims the outgoing president has made this week, including that race relations have improved under his tenure, and that America is “a better, stronger place,” is that he is actually the “father of the Tea Party”. Ohh yeah he was the father alright, he was so bad that he pushed others into creating the Tea Party. Appearing on ABC News’ “This Week” on Sunday, Obama... 

South African Prophet Sprays Insecticide on Christians, Tells them to Eat Stones, Drink Gasoline

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Black South African “pastors” at some of the country’s largest African churches have been revealed as running “healing” ceremonies in which congregants are sprayed with insecticide, made to touch and eat live electric wires, eat stones, grass, rats—the latter of which they claim have been transformed into chocolate. The bizarre antics—taking place at churches attended by tens of thousands... 

Bizarre 5 second video can crash any iPhone

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iPhone and iPad users beware, there’s a video out there that will crash your phone if watched. The mysterious five-second video causes phones to slow down and eventually die, much like the VHS tape from horror movie ‘The Ring.’ The video is a seemingly harmless mp4 file showing what appears to be a very quick magic trick. Phones are reported to continue working fine for up to 10 seconds before... 

16 die in Libya village War caused by Monkey

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Four days of clashes between rival tribal militias in the Libyan city of Sabha have left at least 16 people dead and 50 injured. The violence was reportedly triggered by a monkey that snatched the headscarf off of a tribal girl. The monkey, which belonged to a shopkeeper from the Gaddadfa tribe, pulled the headwear off a schoolgirl from the Awlad Suleiman tribe who was passing by with a group of other... 

Japan approves already dead TPP deal

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Ruling coalition lawmakers stand to approve the passage of the Trans-Pacific Partnership (TPP) free trade deal in the lower house of the parliament in Tokyo on November 10, 2016. Japan’s Lower House of parliament has passed the controversial Trans-Pacific Partnership (TPP) free trade agreement, despite the fact the deal is likely doomed after Donald Trump’s US presidential election victory. Even... 

Gary Johnson Goes Zombie, Tries to Bite Reporters

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Everybody always knew Gary Johnson is kind of crazy but what he just did to a Guardian reporter who interviewed him a few days ago, may cause you to pee yourself laughing! Well he didn’t really try to bite the reporter, the title its more of a joke to amplify what you are about to see next but be warned, first empty your bladder! If everyone voting for Gary Johnson saw this video, I promise... 

Clinton is now leading Trump by 27%, Total Proof Photos, Huge Crowds

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We finally have photographic evidence of the recent polls who are now placing Hillary Clinton as leading by 27%! It is unbelievable, and shocking! She now is surpassing Donald Trump in crowd numbers. The media is in a frenzy and predicting that her poll numbers may may climb over Trump with over 34%! According to some “journalists” at CNN it is now anticipated a landslide win for Hillary... 

21yo Jihadist UK Refugee posing as 12yo "child" Threatens To Kill His Foster Mom & Her Kids

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A “12-year-old refugee child” threatened to murder his foster mom and her children after being outed as a 21-year-old jihadist. From The Sun & from The Daily Mail: A FOSTER mum who took in a child refugee has told of her horror after discovering he was a 21-year-old jihadi. Kind-hearted Rosie welcomed Jamal into her family after social workers said he was a 12-year-old orphan who had fled... 
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