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Art Mistaken for Trash: Hong Kong Cleaners Throw Away Exhibit

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In yet another example of the hoax that is “modern art,” cleaners at the Marco Polo Hongkong Hotel, where the “Harbour Art fair 2018” is being held, threw away one of the exhibits because they genuinely though it was trash. The exhibit, titled “Unhappy Meal” (a play on the McDonald’s “Happy Meal” menu) was a cardboard box with a “unhappy” emoji face, all in McDonald’s colors. According... 

Muslim woman complains that there are too many Finns in Finland

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Finland has a problem on its hands: it’s infested with Finns. No one knows how it happened. They just showed up one day and never left. Finnish men, Finnish women, even Finnish children. Millions of them, speaking in that weird language of theirs. What kind of sorcery is this? Just because a place is called “Finland,” doesn’t mean it should be packed with literal Finns ffs. Where are the... 

Cosplay goes racist! Comic Con Bans Straight White Males from Parties

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The comics industry seems to be doubling down on their policy of completely excluding anyone who is straight, white, male, or conservative. This year’s Emerald City Comic Con released its schedule of events on its app recently. Anyone who is male, white and identifies as heterosexual found himself excluded from industry mixers and professional mixers. A source attending the event who asked to... 

Koreans Demolish Black Panther Statue, Show the Finger to Wakanda

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To commemorate the filming of Black Panther in South Korea’s Busan, Disney had sent a pair of statues to be displayed in the country. One of the statues has been vandalized. The incident has made Korean news. One of the statues went to Gwangalli, while the one for Gwangbok-ro ended up destroyed. As Yonhap News reports via tipster Sang, the busted statue was returned to Disney. The Busan Film Commission... 

Online Searches for Hotels in Wakanda Increase by 620% Since “Black Panther”

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It seems that the Black Panther movie has done such a good job of immersing audiences in its world that many people think it’s real. Two hotel booking sites have revealed that site searches for the word ‘Wakanda’ – the name of the fictional African country the movie is set in – have risen dramatically. Hotelscan.com reported that the number of people landing on its Wisconsin... 

Thug Life: Pole Dancers Entertain Elderly at British Nursing Home

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Residents of a nursing home in England were treated to a rather extravagant form of entertainment, as a troupe of pole dancers performed for them. The Fairmile Grange nursing home in Christchurch, Dorset has apparently upped the ante in terms of the variety of entertainment such facilities provide to their residents, arranging for a group of pole dancers to visit the establishment and cheer up the... 

EU Commission says more Britons will die of Cancer if UK proceeds with Brexit

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A document drawn up by EU Commission officials has stated that Brexit will increase cancer risks for British workers. These claims have already been criticized by UK ministers. British Brexit Secretary David Davis told business leaders earlier this week in Vienna that Britain won’t have a “Mad-Max” Brexit and will continue cooperation with Brussels as it does not want “to undermine... 

Fake News Media Lies Florida Shooter is a White Supremacist, Turns Out is a HOAX

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How right was Trump to nickname the mainstream media “fake news media”… never believe a word that comes out of their mouths, get your news from us instead. Okay so when the headlines came saying that Nikolas Cruz was a member of a READ SIEGE group in Florida called “Republic of Florida,” everyone was all blacky pilly. I have recently been investigating the fed-posting Siege Cult,... 

Obama's historic Presidential Portrait features Sperm on his Forehead

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Obama bukkake? Racist black artist known to add semen to his paintings. President Obama is apparently covered in sperm in his portrait by Kahinde Wiley, who is known to add semen in his paintings: 4Chan anons noticed what looks like sperm swimming on Obama’s forehead, and sure enough semen is a common motif in Wiley’s artwork. Because agenda driven African American art is more valued than conventional... 

Leftists Now Say Term Marijuana Racist

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Leftists have set their sights on the latest problematic word in their feverish attempt to rewrite language. In an article for The Guardian Monday, writer Alex Halperin asks whether it’s time to stop using the word “Marijuana” due to its “racist roots.” Halperin argues that since the term comes from Mexico, its use outside of the country must point to an attempt to “appeal to xenophobia.” “At... 

Suspected Voodoo Practitioner Beaten in Nigeria for "Turning Human Into Goat"

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Local residents who suspected the man of using dark magic were beating him until he fell unconscious. Police in the Nigerian state of Rivers have started an investigation into a mob attack against a 36-year-old man, according to the Daily Post. The incident took place in the Rukpoku community in the Obio-Akpor government area. The crowd attacked the man over the supposed use of witchcraft on a human... 

Liberal American kids start eating Tide pod detergents

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YouTube and Facebook have been desperately trying to stop liberal kids from participating in a popular new trend that involves eating laundry detergent, but it’s not working. Now, some businesses are taking advantage of the phenomenon. Earlier this week, the American Association of Poison Control Centers (AAPCC) issued a “high alert” warning that said the trend of teens intentionally ingesting... 

Nigerians Believe Witches Responsible for Car Crashes

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It is common in Nigeria to attribute car crashes to the work of witches and demons, senior staffers at that country’s Federal Road Safety Corps (FRSC) have told the News Agency of Nigeria. In an article titled “Don’t blame witches for road crashes—FRSC,” Sector Commander of the corps in Imo, Joseph Aremu, said that “most road crashes on Nigerian roads” are attributable to “human factors... 

Woman catches man cheating, mistress freezes and pretends she's a Sex Doll

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This has to be one of the funniest internet clips ever. A woman caught her boyfriend cheating with another woman, they caught them dancing together and all but they didn’t know that so when she stormed in the door, the mistress froze over and pretended she’s a robotized silicone sex doll, the problem is that they didn’t know the girlfriend saw them dancing and that there are no such... 

US State Department warns Americans against visiting Russia

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The US State Department found itself the focus of social media jibes after an overhaul of its travel safety warning system downgraded Russia to the same category as Mauritania, Sudan and other trouble spots. The move, explained as “due to terrorism and harassment,” comes at a time of heightened tensions between Washington and Moscow and just five months before Russia hosts the 2018 FIFA World... 
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