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Saudi Fashion Show Uses Drones to Show Clothes Because Female Models Aren’t Allowed

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A video that has gone viral on Twitter shows a fashion show in Saudi Arabia relying on drones to fly outfits because female models aren’t allowed. The video has received almost 2.7 million views since being posted yesterday. The clip shows dresses affixed to coat hangers being whizzed across the room by a small drone. “I’m dying at this fashion show in Saudi they weren’t allowed female models,”... 

Indian govt employee declares himself reincarnation of Vishnu, skips work to go to 5th dimension

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A senior engineer at an Indian government agency has been a no-show at work for eight months as he was busy performing his duties as a deity, namely the 10th reincarnation of Vishnu, the man explained in a letter to his employer. Some office workers are ready to go to great lengths to find a legitimate reason to be absent from work, however, one government employee in India took it out of this world. Rameshchandra... 

Brazil's First Lady Ridiculed For Jumping Into Water to Rescue Dog

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One of the two dogs that live with the Temer family was innocently chasing ducklings in a lake by the presidential palace, but all of a sudden began to submerge into the water on its way back to shore. This is when the former beauty queen made a split-second decision and was certainly right. Marcela Temer, wife of Brazilian President Michel Temer, jumped with her clothes on into the water to rescue... 

89-yo German woman convicted 2 years in jail for denying the Holocaust, Disappears

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Germany is mad, its like a mad dog with rabies, now going after 89-year old women named Ursula Haverbeck, sending them to jail for what is basically a thought crime. Its like… PC German Regime: “Hey let me tell you a story, once upon a time, Germany was evil nazi monster from the pits of hell, so evil not even Lucifer wanted Hitler in hell, it was the evil of all evils, in fact Hitler... 

Swedish Comic Book Hero Fights Polish Nationalists with Gay Pride Flag

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The Swedish language version of the classic comic book hero ‘The Phantom’ has been mocked by a Polish broadcaster after an issue was released of the superhero beating up “Polish nationalists” with a gay pride flag. The story occurs in the latest issue of Sweden’s Fantomen magazine which sees the Phantom, a popular superhero in Sweden who was created by United States comic book artists in... 

Art Mistaken for Trash: Hong Kong Cleaners Throw Away Exhibit

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In yet another example of the hoax that is “modern art,” cleaners at the Marco Polo Hongkong Hotel, where the “Harbour Art fair 2018” is being held, threw away one of the exhibits because they genuinely though it was trash. The exhibit, titled “Unhappy Meal” (a play on the McDonald’s “Happy Meal” menu) was a cardboard box with a “unhappy” emoji face, all in McDonald’s colors. According... 

Muslim woman complains that there are too many Finns in Finland

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Finland has a problem on its hands: it’s infested with Finns. No one knows how it happened. They just showed up one day and never left. Finnish men, Finnish women, even Finnish children. Millions of them, speaking in that weird language of theirs. What kind of sorcery is this? Just because a place is called “Finland,” doesn’t mean it should be packed with literal Finns ffs. Where are the... 

Cosplay goes racist! Comic Con Bans Straight White Males from Parties

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The comics industry seems to be doubling down on their policy of completely excluding anyone who is straight, white, male, or conservative. This year’s Emerald City Comic Con released its schedule of events on its app recently. Anyone who is male, white and identifies as heterosexual found himself excluded from industry mixers and professional mixers. A source attending the event who asked to... 

Koreans Demolish Black Panther Statue, Show the Finger to Wakanda

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To commemorate the filming of Black Panther in South Korea’s Busan, Disney had sent a pair of statues to be displayed in the country. One of the statues has been vandalized. The incident has made Korean news. One of the statues went to Gwangalli, while the one for Gwangbok-ro ended up destroyed. As Yonhap News reports via tipster Sang, the busted statue was returned to Disney. The Busan Film Commission... 

Online Searches for Hotels in Wakanda Increase by 620% Since “Black Panther”

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It seems that the Black Panther movie has done such a good job of immersing audiences in its world that many people think it’s real. Two hotel booking sites have revealed that site searches for the word ‘Wakanda’ – the name of the fictional African country the movie is set in – have risen dramatically. Hotelscan.com reported that the number of people landing on its Wisconsin... 

Thug Life: Pole Dancers Entertain Elderly at British Nursing Home

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Residents of a nursing home in England were treated to a rather extravagant form of entertainment, as a troupe of pole dancers performed for them. The Fairmile Grange nursing home in Christchurch, Dorset has apparently upped the ante in terms of the variety of entertainment such facilities provide to their residents, arranging for a group of pole dancers to visit the establishment and cheer up the... 

EU Commission says more Britons will die of Cancer if UK proceeds with Brexit

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A document drawn up by EU Commission officials has stated that Brexit will increase cancer risks for British workers. These claims have already been criticized by UK ministers. British Brexit Secretary David Davis told business leaders earlier this week in Vienna that Britain won’t have a “Mad-Max” Brexit and will continue cooperation with Brussels as it does not want “to undermine... 

Fake News Media Lies Florida Shooter is a White Supremacist, Turns Out is a HOAX

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How right was Trump to nickname the mainstream media “fake news media”… never believe a word that comes out of their mouths, get your news from us instead. Okay so when the headlines came saying that Nikolas Cruz was a member of a READ SIEGE group in Florida called “Republic of Florida,” everyone was all blacky pilly. I have recently been investigating the fed-posting Siege Cult,... 

Obama's historic Presidential Portrait features Sperm on his Forehead

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Obama bukkake? Racist black artist known to add semen to his paintings. President Obama is apparently covered in sperm in his portrait by Kahinde Wiley, who is known to add semen in his paintings: 4Chan anons noticed what looks like sperm swimming on Obama’s forehead, and sure enough semen is a common motif in Wiley’s artwork. Because agenda driven African American art is more valued than conventional... 

Leftists Now Say Term Marijuana Racist

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Leftists have set their sights on the latest problematic word in their feverish attempt to rewrite language. In an article for The Guardian Monday, writer Alex Halperin asks whether it’s time to stop using the word “Marijuana” due to its “racist roots.” Halperin argues that since the term comes from Mexico, its use outside of the country must point to an attempt to “appeal to xenophobia.” “At... 
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